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i tried to recreate this cookie. i failed

i tried to recreate this cookie. i failed


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i had the scariest dream that the brown womyn who raised me revealed she was actually my white aunt wearing a mask

my nightmare was that i was raised by a white woman


ive hung out with so many white ppl that im white trash now

ive hung out with so many white ppl that im white trash now


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i call myself a baker but im just a liar

i call myself a baker but im just a liar


tell me you gon find sweet n sour tofu in cali. you won’t.

tell me you gon find sweet n sour tofu in cali. you won’t.


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chinese take out is a big thing here

chinese take out is a big thing here


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"you are the highest bidder", said the ebay. as i reviewed the picture posted of the item i won, it is a shitty 30$ canon film camera. i laugh maniacally, "who will have the best show pictures on their online blog now!!?"


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